I'll pass...

I have a hobby of examining restaurant menus for typos and just stupid things people do. Yesterday while waiting for my to-go order I was reading a posted notice for a benefit on behalf of an ill person. Apparently, they were making a big pot of stew to sell in portions. This is exactly how it read:

stew = by the bowel
or bring a contaner

Umm, I think I'll "pass" on the stew...

I am sorry this person is ill and I hope they make a killin' at the benefit, but that really should have been proofed before posting all over town.

Pay closer attention to the menus you see. You'll be amazed at what you find. I once put this in a church bulletin:

"Following the service, a lunch will be herld"

Luckily, I was the secretary and caught it before I made 300 copies. Keep your eyes open and let me know what you find! ( I hope I haven't misspelled (sp?) anything!)