Homemade Gag Gifts

BELLY BUTTON DUSTER.

Take a sparkly pipe cleaner, cut in half, glue a cotton ball on one end and a small bunch of flowers with bow on the other end.

BELLY BUTTON BRUSH (here's another version)

You need: any color pipe cleaner, long bead, cardboard stock printing paper, small piece of wood (optional). Cut pipe cleaner in 3" sections. Take one end and push down into bead. Roll remaining pipecleaner into a circle. (The bead & pipe cleaner now look like a small toilet brush.)

MORE INSTRUCTIONS: For the belly button duster and brush. Make a matched set with small dowel rods about 9" long and use the pipe cleaner coiled for a brush end. Wrap it to the rod with a small piece of pipe cleaner. Glue a white pom,pom to the other rod. For handles, use some old ball point pens, remove the inside and unscrew them. They work on the dowels. Put a little glue in them to hold then on.

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BELLY BUTTON BLOW DRYER

ordinary flexible drinking straw attached to a card that says:

INSTRUCTIONS
Take deep breath. Place one end of dryer in mouth. Bend over. Place other end of dryer near belly button. Blow. Repeat if necessary. CAUTION - Do NOT inhale when dryer is near belly button.
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GIFT NOT INCLUDED

I bought two AA batteries, put them in a box with a note saying "Gift not included"

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HOME EXERCISER

The home exerciser is a block of wood with this saying printed on paper glued to it.

HOME EXERCISER
1. Place in middle of the floor
2. Walk around it two times
3. Rest, you've just walked around the block two times.

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FISH SEEDS

Put this topper on a little baggie of goldfish crackers.

Fish Seeds
It's known you like to fish alot,
your line dropped in the water.
But sometimes they aren't biting,
so you can't catch what you oughter!
When these times come, just grab
this pack of ready-to-grow fish seed
, then raise them til they fit the size
your best "fish stories" need!

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Bank idea (sheri)
glue a tiny figurine onto a baby food jar and cut hole for money. Put what the money is being saved for on the front of the jar on a label or just with a paint pen or marker.
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STRAW HAT

Put some straw in a zip-loc bag and attach a tag that reads "Straw Hat -- Assembly Required"
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RED NECK FISHING

Stick of dynamite (made from cardboard tube painted or colored red and a long string coming out of the end
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PUZZLE

Sawdust in a small zip lock bag labeled "Expert Jigsaw Puzzle"
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SNOWMAN POOP

Take the white packing peanuts or mini-marshmallows put them in a tin can. Add a note that says,

You've been bad
so here's the scoop
all you get
is snowman's poop!


REINDEER POOP - Use Raisinets and change snowman to reindeer.

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HERD STARTER KIT

White beans that have black spots painted on them in a small bag. Attach a card that has a picture of a cow and reads "Herd Starter Kit" the back reads...

To start your own herd, plant the seeds in a warm spot right side up (you don't want the cows to grow upside down, do you? Be patient, it takes a long time to start your own herd. For best results, moo softly while watering.

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SANTA SOCK

Put an old work sock (complete with holes!) in a zip-lock, and then attach this poem:

"Official Santa Sock"
My puppy must have stolen it
On last year's Christmas Eve.
I hope that Santa's toes weren't froze
When he had to leave.
I'm passing it along to you
As quiet as a mouse!
And THIS year if he's lookin' for it
IT WON'T BE AT MY HOUSE!!!!
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FANNY FLOSS

crochet thread or heavy cotton cording, label reads for those hard to reach areas.