Today I am starting a diet program called Youthin. Recommended by our outside nutrition consultant. It's a packet of pills you take twice a day (I am taking one a day to see how it impacts my system first) and have a cup of Dr. Miller's tea after dinner every night. I am using this method to burn fat and get my metabolism going before getting down and dirty in the gym (AGAIN!). I don't know my weight yet but I'm sure it's out of control. My clothes feel tight and my backside is expanding like a hot air balloon. Unfortunately I can't just let out the hot air! (bad choice of words, there...)
I'm off to Walmart now to do my returns and get my diet foods. I may take my mp3 player with me for a boost (Gaia consort and Kerli today) of energy. I need some new gym clothes too. I'd better meditate before going to Walmart. That place is still a madhouse from the holiday!
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Day one with Youthin
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This is dedicated to Chris for all those times we moved by ourselves. (E.G. - that refrigerator out the french doors)
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Saturday, December 27, 2008
One Point Foods
Dannon 4 oz light & fit yogurt
Fiber One Cereal 1/2 cup
KASHI Go Lean Cereal 1 cup
KASHI Heart to Heart Oat Cereal 3/4 cup
Kelloggs Special K, protein plus cereal (ten grams of protein) 3/4 cup
Yarnell's Guilt-Free Vanilla frozen yogurt 1/2 cp
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0 Points Dips
Black Bean and Poblano Dip
Makes 12 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
2 cups fresh poblano chili, seeded, deveined and chopped
14.5 oz canned black beans, rinsed and drained
1 cup fresh cilantro leaves
1 tsp salt
1 cup chopped scallions
1 cup chopped tomatoes
2 Tbsp fresh lime juice
Instructions
Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender; process to desired consistency. Yields about 1/4 cup per serving.
About the Green Goddess Dressing and Dip
Works equally well with basil and cilantro.
Green Goddess Dressing and Dip
Makes 12 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
2 cups fresh basil or cilantro leaves
2 cups fresh parsley leaves
1 cup chopped scallions
1/2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
1/4 tsp salt (or more to taste)
1/4 cup reduced-calorie mayonnaise
2 Tbsp fresh lime juice (or more to taste)
Instructions
Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender; process until smooth.
Yields about 1 2/3 tablespoons (5 teaspoons) per serving.
About the Onion Soup Dip
Besides being a classic with potato chips, try a little on top of a baked potato or alongside a grilled steak.
Onion Soup Dip
Makes 8 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
1 beef broth cube, crumbled
1 Tbsp onion powder
1/8 tsp sugar
1/8 tsp celery salt
1/4 cup dried minced onions
1 cup chopped Vidalia onions
1/4 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup non-fat sour cream
Instructions
Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender; process to desired consistency.
Yields about 3 tablespoons per serving.
About the Cucumber, Mint and Yogurt Dip
Great with grilled lamb and alongside crudites.
Cucumber, Mint and Yogurt Dip
Makes 12 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
1 medium English cucumber
1 cup chopped red onion
1 cup fresh mint leaves
1 to 3 cloves of garlic, to taste
1 tsp salt
1/8 tsp sugar
4 oz non-fat plain Greek yogurt
Instructions
Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender; process to desired consistency. Let stand in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours (though overnight is best).
Yields about 1/4 cup per serving.
About the Spinach-Parmesan Dip
Doubles as a sauce for grilled chicken or pasta.
Spinach-Parmesan Dip
Makes 8 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
1/2 lb raw spinach, cooked and drained
1 cup tomatoes, chopped
1 cup fresh basil leaves
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
5 Tbsp grated Parmesan cheese
Instructions
Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender; process to desired consistency.
Yields about 3 tablespoons per serving.
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0 Points Salads
Mixed Lettuces with Fresh Tomato Dressing
Makes 4 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
1 cup ripe tomatoes, chopped
2 Tbsp balsamic vinegar
1 to 2 cloves garlic, minced
½ tsp table salt, or more to taste
½ tsp black pepper
¼ cup fresh basil, cut into ribbons
1 ¼ tsp olive oil
½ tsp sugar
2 cups romaine lettuce, torn into bite-size pieces
2 cups Boston lettuce, torn into bite-size pieces
2 cups endive, cut into bite-size pieces
Instructions
In a small bowl, combine tomatoes, vinegar, garlic, salt, pepper, basil, oil and sugar; let stand for 10 to 20 minutes.
In a large bowl, combine lettuces and then divide evenly between four plates; drizzle each serving with about 1/4 cup of tomato dressing.
Yields 1 salad per serving.
Cucumber Salad with Yogurt Dressing
Makes 4 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
1 medium English cucumber, cut into bite-size pieces
1 cup scallions, chopped
1 cup radish, cut into bite-size pieces
4 oz plain fat-free Greek yogurt
2 Tbsp fresh lemon juice
2 Tbsp fresh mint, chopped
1 Tbsp fresh dill, chopped
¾ tsp table salt
¾ tsp cumin seeds (optional)
Instructions
In a medium bowl, combine cucumber, scallions and radish. In a small bowl, mix together yogurt, lemon juice, mint, dill, salt and cumin seeds; spoon over cucumber mixture and toss to mix and coat.
Yields about 1 cup per serving.
Health Salad
Makes 16 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
4 cups cabbage, shredded
½ medium English cucumber, thinly sliced
½ medium red onion, thinly sliced
1 large garlic clove, thinly sliced
1 medium green pepper, thinly sliced
1 medium carrot, thinly sliced
½ tsp table salt
½ tsp black pepper
2 ½ Tbsp sugar
2 ½ Tbsp apple cider vinegar
1 Tbsp olive oil
1 Tbsp water
1 Tbsp fresh dill, chopped (optional)
Instructions
In a large bowl, combine cabbage, cucumber, onion, garlic, green pepper and carrot; set aside.
In a small bowl, combine remaining ingredients; pour over vegetables and toss to mix and coat. Chill in refrigerator, tossing once or twice, for about 1 hour.
Yields about 1/2 cup per serving.
Arugula, Orange and Red Onion Salad with Raspberry Dressing
Makes 4 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
6 cups arugula
1 ½ medium navel oranges, peeled and sliced into 8 rounds
¼ medium red onion, sliced into 4 rounds
½ cup fresh raspberries or frozen, thawed unsweetened raspberries
1 Tbsp fresh orange juice
1 Tbsp balsamic vinegar
½ tsp table salt
½ tsp black pepper
Instructions
Divide arugula equally among 4 serving plates. Top each serving with orange slices and one onion slice; set aside.
Place raspberries in a fine sieve and press down on berries with the back of a spoon to extract juice. In a small bowl, combine mashed berries with orange juice, vinegar, salt and pepper; spoon about 1 tablespoon of dressing over each salad.
Yields 1 salad per serving.
Layered Cole Slaw
Makes 4 servings POINTS® value | 0 per serving
Ingredients
¼ cup water-packed roasted red pepper
¼ tsp hot pepper sauce
1 ¾ tsp reduced-calorie mayonnaise
1 Tbsp fresh lime juice
1 medium green peppers, thinly sliced, each slice cut in half
2 cups cabbage, shredded
1 cup carrots, shredded
Instructions
Using a mini chopper or blender, blend roasted pepper, hot sauce, mayonnaise and lime juice; set aside.
Using a dry 1-cup measuring cup, place 1/4 of pepper slices in bottom of cup in an even layer. Next, place 1/2 cup of cabbage on top of pepper and then 1/4 cup of carrot on top of cabbage.
Place a small salad plate on top of measuring cup. Hold plate and cup securely together, and invert, placing plate on work surface. Carefully remove measuring cup. Repeat with remaining ingredients, creating 3 more salads on 3 more individual plates. Top each with about 2/3 tablespoon of dressing.
Yields 1 salad per serving.
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2 Points Recipes
Spiced Banana Smoothie
Combine 1/2 large ripe banana, 1/3 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt, 1/8 teaspoon of nutmeg, 2 tablespoons of skim milk and 3 ice cubes in a blender; blend until smooth.
Mango Drink
Combine 1/3 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt, 1/2 fresh medium mango (chopped) and 2 tablespoons of skim milk in a blender; blend until smooth.
Fresh Lemon Yogurt
In a small bowl, combine 1/2 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt with 2 teaspoons of lemon juice, 1 teaspoon of sugar and 1/2 to 1 teaspoon of freshly grated lemon peel.
Pumpernickel Bagel with Cream Cheese, Scallions and Tomato
Spread 2 tablespoons of fat-free cream cheese on 1/2 a small (3-inch) pumpernickel bagel; top with 1 tablespoon of chopped scallions, 1 thick tomato slice and salt and pepper to taste.
Deli-Style Roast Beef with Steak Sauce
Heat 2 ounces thickly-sliced deli roast beef in a nonstick skillet; serve with 1 tablespoon of steak sauce and 1 cup of steamed broccoli seasoned with salt and pepper.
Blue Cheese Dip with Vegetables
Dip 1/2 cup of grape tomatoes and 1/2 cup of raw broccoli florets into 2 tablespoons of reduced-calorie blue cheese dressing.
Honey-Roasted Peanut Butter and Apple Sandwich
Cut half a medium apple into two 3/4-inch-thick slices; spread 2 teaspoons of honey-roasted peanut butter between them.
Portobello Pizza
Coat both sides of a large Portobello mushroom cap (stem removed) with olive oil cooking spray. Grill (or broil) over medium heat until tender, about 6 to 8 minutes per side. Fill inside of mushroom cap with 2 tablespoons of prepared pizza sauce and sprinkle with 1/4 cup of shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese; cover grill and cook (or broil) until cheese melts, about 1 to 2 minutes. Sprinkle with freshly chopped basil.
Fillet of Sole with Spinach and Parmesan Crumbs
Preheat broiler to high. Coat a small pan with olive oil cooking spray; place a 3-ounce flounder or sole fillet in prepared pan and top with 1/4 cup of cooked, well-drained spinach. In a cup, combine 2 teaspoons of grated Parmesan cheese, 1 teaspoon of panko bread crumbs and a pinch of black pepper; spoon over spinach. Coat fish with cooking spray and broil until top looks golden, about 6 minutes.
Blackened Tuna with Steamed Spinach
Coat a grill or nonstick skillet with olive oil cooking spray; heat over high heat. Coat a 1-inch-thick, 3-ounce piece of yellowfin tuna with cooking spray and dip into 1 teaspoon of seafood seasoning, spreading seasoning all over fish with your hands. Cook, flipping once, about 1 1/2 to 3 1/2 minutes per side (depending on desired doneness); serve over 1 cup of steamed spinach.
Raspberry Sorbet with Fresh Oranges
Place 1/3 cup of raspberry sorbet in a small bowl; top with 1/3 cup of fresh orange sections.
Spruced-Up Mexican-Style Zero POINTS Value Soup
Stir 2 ounces of cooked, chopped shrimp into soup and top with 2 tablespoons of reduced-fat sour cream.
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1 Point Recipes
Egg White Omelet with Chives and Parmesan
Coat a small frying pan with cooking spray and heat over medium heat. In a small bowl, beat 3 egg whites until frothy and pour into prepared pan. When edges start to firm up, top eggs with 1 tablespoon of chopped fresh chives and 1 teaspoon of grated Parmesan cheese. Fold the omelet in half and cook to preferred doneness; season to taste with salt and pepper.
Smoked Salmon Rounds with Lemon-Dill Cream
In a small bowl, mix 1 teaspoon of reduced-fat sour cream with 1 teaspoon of fresh minced dill and 1 teaspoon of fresh lemon juice; season to taste with salt and pepper. Slice 1/4 of a medium English cucumber into 6 thick rounds and spread a little of the sour cream mixture onto each round. Cut 1 ounce of smoked salmon into 6 pieces and top each cucumber round with a piece of salmon.
Easy Corn Soup
Place 1/2 cup of frozen, thawed corn niblets in a medium saucepan. Add 1 cup of fat-free chicken broth, 1/4 teaspoon each of salt and pepper, and 1/8 teaspoon of cumin; bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Puree in a blender and then top with chopped jalapeno, if desired.
Ham-Wrapped Asparagus with Dijon Dressing
In a small bowl, mix 1 teaspoon of Dijon mustard with 1/2 teaspoon of reduced-calorie mayonnaise; spread on one side of 2 ounces of smoked Virginia ham slices. Wrap ham slices around 1/4 pound of steamed, cooled asparagus spears, either individually or around several spears at once.
Creamy Chipotle Dip
In a small bowl, mix and mash 1 teaspoon of canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce with 2 tablespoons of reduced-fat sour cream. Cut a small green pepper into strips; sprinkle to taste with salt and lime juice. (If dip is too spicy, cool it down with lime juice.)
Cucumber Chips and Dip
In a small bowl, mix and mash 1 tablespoon of reduced-fat sour cream with 2 tablespoon of low-fat (1%) cottage cheese and 1 tablespoon of chopped fresh chives; season to taste with freshly ground black pepper. Cut 1/3 of an English cucumber into thick rounds to use as chips.
Grilled Shrimp with Asian Dipping Sauce
Coat a grill or broiler pan with cooking spray and heat to high. Grill or broil 4 large, cleaned shrimp until they turn pink, about 3 to 4 minutes. In a small bowl, combine 1 tablespoon of rice vinegar, 2 teaspoons of low-sodium soy sauce, 2/3 teaspoon of sugar and 1 teaspoon of fresh minced scallions (you can also add 1/2 teaspoon of minced ginger and/or 1/2 teaspoon of minced jalapeno, if desired). Serve shrimp with dip and grilled or broiled 0 POINTS value vegetables.
Pineapple and Shrimp Salad
In a small bowl, combine 1/2 cup of cubed pineapple and 1 1/2 ounces chopped cooked shrimp. Add 1 teaspoon of chopped mint or cilantro, and 1 1/2 to 2 teaspoons of fresh lime juice; toss to mix. Serve over shredded lettuce or baby greens; season to taste with salt and pepper.
Roasted Orange Roughy
Preheat oven to 500ºF. Coat both a small roasting pan and a 3-ounce, 1-inch-thick piece of orange roughy with olive oil cooking spray; season fish to taste with salt and pepper. Roast fish until middle turns opaque, about 7 to 8 minutes; sprinkle with freshly squeezed lemon or lime juice and 2 to 3 teaspoons of minced parsley. Serve with roasted or steamed 0 POINTS value vegetables.
Spruced-Up Italian-Style Zero POINTS Value Soup
Stir 1/4 cup of canned garbanzo beans into 1 cup of soup and sprinkle with 1 teaspoon of grated parmesan cheese.
Jell-O Sugar-Free Vanilla Pudding Snack + Canned Pure Pumpkin
This ROCKS! Simply combine the contents of a pudding snack cup with ½ cup of canned pumpkin. Mix well and, if you like, add a little Splenda and/or pumpkin pie spice (or cinnamon and nutmeg). This treat is not only delicious, it's filling, too.
One pudding snack with 1/2 cup of pumpkin has 100 calories, 1.5 grams of fat and 4.5 grams of fiber for a POINTS value of 1.
Celery + Salsa
Who says celery has to be boring? Not me! I like to dunk mine into some spicy salsa, for a crunchy, flavor-packed and satisfying treat. And eight stalks and 1/2 cup of salsa go a looooong way! Psssst...eating spicy foods might curb your appetite, some say it even speeds up your metabolism. Nice!
8 celery stalks with 1/2 cup of salsa has 90 calories, 1 gram of fat and 7 grams of fiber for a POINTS value of 1.
Turkey Slices + Pickles
One of my absolute favorite go-to snacks are turkey slices wrapped around pickles. YUM ! I love this so much. It's a high protein option, so it really fills you up. It also tastes fantastic. I love pickles...
Two ounces of sliced lean turkey breast and two pickle slices have 68 calories, 1 gram of fat and 1 gram of fiber for a POINTS value of 1.
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3-Points Recipes
Berries and Cream
In a small bowl, combine 1 cup of mixed berries, 2 tablespoons of reduced-fat sour cream and 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar.
Cheese and Fruit Plate
Arrange 1 ounce of light Jarlsberg cheese, 1/2 ounce of soft goat cheese, 1/2 medium sliced apple and 1 cup of raspberries on a plate.
Black Bean Tortillas
In a food processor, combine 1/2 cup of canned black beans (rinsed and drained), 1/4 cup of salsa, 1/4 cup of plain fat-free yogurt, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon of ground cumin, 1/4 cup of chopped, fresh cilantro and 1/8 teaspoon of salt; roughly chop mixture. Divide bean mixture among three 4-inch corn tortillas, and top each with 1/4 teaspoon of nonfat sour cream.
Cheese Tortilla
Preheat oven to 425ºF. Sprinkle each of two 4-inch fat-free flour tortillas with 2 tablespoons of shredded light cheddar cheese. Place tortillas on a cookie sheet and bake until cheese melts, about 2 to 3 minutes. Spoon 1 to 2 tablespoons of salsa down the center of each tortilla; fold each tortilla in half.
Turkey on Rye
Drizzle 1 tablespoon of fat-free Italian dressing on a slice of toasted light rye bread. Top with 1/4 cup of chopped roasted red pepper (packed in water), 2 ounces of deli-style turkey breast and another piece of toast.
Roast Chicken Slices with Pesto
In a cup, mix 1 teaspoon of store-bought pesto with 1 tablespoon of low-sodium chicken broth (or water). Place 2 ounces of sliced chicken breast and 1 medium fresh, chopped tomato in a small bowl; drizzle with pesto mixture.
Roasted Chicken with Citrus Dressing
In a small bowl, combine 1 1/2 tablespoons of orange juice, 1 teaspoon of orange zest, 1 teaspoon of olive oil, 1 teaspoon of red wine vinegar and a pinch each of salt and pepper. Place 2 ounces of shredded, roasted chicken breast on a bed of lettuce. Top with thinly sliced red onion and drizzle with dressing.
Baby Lamb Chop with Mint Jelly
Preheat broiler and broiler pan to medium. Rub 3 ounces of raw baby lamb chop with salt and pepper to taste. Cook for 4 1/2 to 5 minutes per side for medium rare (or longer for desired doneness). Serve with 1 tablespoon of sugar-free mint jelly and 1 cup of cooked baby spinach.
Citrus Broiled Salmon
Preheat broiler. Coat a 3-ounce Atlantic salmon fillet with olive oil cooking spray; sprinkle with a pinch of salt and pepper and then drizzle with 1 teaspoon of fresh lemon juice. Broil just until center is no longer translucent, about 6 to 7 minutes. Serve with 1 cup of cooked Swiss chard.
Pan-Roasted Scallops in Hot Sauce
Heat a small skillet over medium-high heat until a drop of water sizzles on the surface. Off heat, coat hot skillet with olive oil cooking spray; place back over heat and add 1 teaspoon of hot chili oil. Add 3 ounces of sea scallops and cook until center of scallops are no longer translucent, about 1 to 2 minutes per side; place scallops on a plate of shredded lettuce. Deglaze skillet with 2 tablespoons of fresh lime juice and pour sauce over scallops.
Spruced-Up Asian-Style Zero-POINTS-Value Soup
Stir 2 ounces of diced Chinese roast pork and 1/4 cup of diced firm tofu into 1 cup of soup.
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Free Soup
1 (46 ounce) can V-8 juice (Hot and Spicy or regular)
23 ounces water
1 cup cabbage, shredded
1 (10 ounce) can diced tomatoes and chile peppers
1 cup celery, diced
1 onion, chopped
1 (14.5 ounce) can green beans
1 jar mushrooms (optional)
4 to 6 carrots, sliced
2 tablespoons parsley
2 packages beef bouillon
1 package ranch dressing mix
Mix all ingredients together. Cook until vegetables are tender. Serve.
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Friday, December 26, 2008
I gave the Belly Button gag gifts this year! I got a grin out of my brother-in-law and my dad! I thought it was pretty cute to do. Hey, the men are hard to buy for!
Next up, reorganizing the bathroom. Well, really the entire house. I have to do that after every holiday season! I have to throw out alot and organize the rest. My daughter's room will be hard to do...she needs some organization tools.
I need all this stuff to get organized:
Bookshelf for the bathroom
New handsoap dispenser
Large box for VHS tapes
New larger clothes hamper or three small ones
Bigger cd case
New bedside tables
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Saturday, December 20, 2008
Homemade Gag Gifts
BELLY BUTTON DUSTER.
Take a sparkly pipe cleaner, cut in half, glue a cotton ball on one end and a small bunch of flowers with bow on the other end.
BELLY BUTTON BRUSH (here's another version)
You need: any color pipe cleaner, long bead, cardboard stock printing paper, small piece of wood (optional). Cut pipe cleaner in 3" sections. Take one end and push down into bead. Roll remaining pipecleaner into a circle. (The bead & pipe cleaner now look like a small toilet brush.)
MORE INSTRUCTIONS: For the belly button duster and brush. Make a matched set with small dowel rods about 9" long and use the pipe cleaner coiled for a brush end. Wrap it to the rod with a small piece of pipe cleaner. Glue a white pom,pom to the other rod. For handles, use some old ball point pens, remove the inside and unscrew them. They work on the dowels. Put a little glue in them to hold then on.
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BELLY BUTTON BLOW DRYER
ordinary flexible drinking straw attached to a card that says:
INSTRUCTIONS
Take deep breath. Place one end of dryer in mouth. Bend over. Place other end of dryer near belly button. Blow. Repeat if necessary. CAUTION - Do NOT inhale when dryer is near belly button.
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GIFT NOT INCLUDED
I bought two AA batteries, put them in a box with a note saying "Gift not included"
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HOME EXERCISER
The home exerciser is a block of wood with this saying printed on paper glued to it.
HOME EXERCISER
1. Place in middle of the floor
2. Walk around it two times
3. Rest, you've just walked around the block two times.
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FISH SEEDS
Put this topper on a little baggie of goldfish crackers.
Fish Seeds
It's known you like to fish alot,
your line dropped in the water.
But sometimes they aren't biting,
so you can't catch what you oughter!
When these times come, just grab
this pack of ready-to-grow fish seed
, then raise them til they fit the size
your best "fish stories" need!
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Bank idea (sheri)
glue a tiny figurine onto a baby food jar and cut hole for money. Put what the money is being saved for on the front of the jar on a label or just with a paint pen or marker.
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STRAW HAT
Put some straw in a zip-loc bag and attach a tag that reads "Straw Hat -- Assembly Required"
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RED NECK FISHING
Stick of dynamite (made from cardboard tube painted or colored red and a long string coming out of the end
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PUZZLE
Sawdust in a small zip lock bag labeled "Expert Jigsaw Puzzle"
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SNOWMAN POOP
Take the white packing peanuts or mini-marshmallows put them in a tin can. Add a note that says,
You've been bad
so here's the scoop
all you get
is snowman's poop!
REINDEER POOP - Use Raisinets and change snowman to reindeer.
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HERD STARTER KIT
White beans that have black spots painted on them in a small bag. Attach a card that has a picture of a cow and reads "Herd Starter Kit" the back reads...
To start your own herd, plant the seeds in a warm spot right side up (you don't want the cows to grow upside down, do you? Be patient, it takes a long time to start your own herd. For best results, moo softly while watering.
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SANTA SOCK
Put an old work sock (complete with holes!) in a zip-lock, and then attach this poem:
"Official Santa Sock"
My puppy must have stolen it
On last year's Christmas Eve.
I hope that Santa's toes weren't froze
When he had to leave.
I'm passing it along to you
As quiet as a mouse!
And THIS year if he's lookin' for it
IT WON'T BE AT MY HOUSE!!!!
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FANNY FLOSS
crochet thread or heavy cotton cording, label reads for those hard to reach areas.
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Saturday, December 13, 2008
Yule Recipes
Eggless Nog
1 quart vanilla ice cream, softened
1/4 cup heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup milk
1/4 cup rum
1 jigger of brandy
nutmeg
Blend all the ingredient except the nutmeg in a blender. Chill until serving time.
Sprinkle with nutmeg and serve.
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Orange Egg Nog Punch
1 quart orange sherbet
2 cups orange juice
2 cups pineapple juice
1 quart dairy egg nog
1 cup orange sherbet
In a mixing bowl beat the 1 quart orange sherbet until smooth. Add the juices and blend thoroughly. Gradually add the egg nog. Pour in to a punch bowl or pitcher. Float small scoops of the remaining sherbet on top.
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Christmas Elves Peanut Butter Bonbons
1 c Peanut butter; chunky
2 tb Butter
1 c Powdered sugar; sifted
1 1/2 c Nuts; finely chopped
6 oz Semisweet chocolate chips
-1 pk 1 ts Vegetable shortening;solid
Combine peanut butter, butter and powdered sugar, stirring until smooth. Shape into balls. Melt chocolate and shortening over hot (not boiling) water. Dip balls into chocolate, cool slightly and roll in chopped nuts. Put balls onto waxed paper lined baking sheet and refrigerate until firm.
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Cinnamon-Apple Chex® Mix
INGREDIENTS :
5 cups Wheat Chex® cereal
1 cup lightly salted whole almonds
1/4 cup butter or margarine
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
2 tablespoons light corn syrup
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 cup dried apples
1/2 cup vanilla yogurt-covered raisins
DIRECTIONS:
In large microwaveable bowl, mix cereal and almonds.
In 2-cup microwaveable measuring cup, microwave butter, brown sugar, corn syrup and cinnamon uncovered on High about 2 minutes, stirring after 1 minute, until mixture is boiling; stir. Pour over cereal mixture, stirring until evenly coated. Microwave uncovered on High 3 minutes, stirring and scraping bowl after every minute. Stir in
apples; microwave uncovered on High about 2 minutes or until apples just begin to brown on edges.
Spread on waxed paper or foil to cool, about 15 minutes. Place in serving bowl, stir in yogurt-covered raisins. Store in airtight container.
16 servings
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Why do I doubt myself?
I can mark off yet another accomplishment on my list of things I thought I'd never do! Once I get one minor detail out of the way, I will have letters following my name. These letters: EMT-B.
And to think, I almost quit two days before the end! Some very kind people who believed in me talked me into keeping on. My husband, my instructor, my co-worker and my online girlfriends. THANK YOU!
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Saturday, December 6, 2008
Quick Homemade Soaps
Things You’ll Need:
soap molds
spray vegetable oil
glycerine soap
cutting board
sharp knife
measuring cup
microwave
soap coloring
essential oils
Step1
Lightly spray the molds with the vegetable oil. Cut the glycerin into 1" cubes.
Step2
Place the cubes into the measuring cup and heat in the microwave until melted. When melted add the soap coloring and essential oils if desired and stir.
Step3
Gently pour the soap into the molds and let cool at least 30 minutes. Turn the mold over to release the soap. Wrap nicely or place in baskets for gift giving and decorations.
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Ice Candles
Empty half gallon cardboard milk/juice carton - rinsed and dry, 10 in. white candle, ice cubes, crayons, candle scent-optional, 2 lbs.. wax ( I use Gulfwax which can purchased at the food store. It comes in 1 lb. pkgs. and each pkg. contains 4 slabs of wax.
If you buy Gulfwax you will need 7 slabs of wax. Prior to melting the wax you can prepare the mold. Place candle in the middle of the carton and fill with ice cubes. Make sure candle is centered while filling carton. Place carton in freezer until ready to use. Melt wax in coffee can placed in a pan with several inches of water over low to medium heat. Add bits of crayon/candle coloring and candle scent as desired.
Stir wax while melting-I use a piece of wooden dowel. Do not leave melting wax unattended on stove. When the wax has melted, remove the mold from the freezer and slowly pour the melted wax into the mold. Make sure the coffee can is not too hot to handle prior to pouring the wax.
Fill to the top of the mold and let sit for at least 15 minutes. The ice cubes will start to melt and you can drain water out of the candle by holding over the sink.
Let candle sit for another 15 minutes and drain again. Repeat several more times, then carefully peel away the carton from the candle. Let the candle sit for several more hours in order to ensure all of the water has drained out.
You can dust the outside with glitter or attach sequins for decorations. For a nice display, place the candle on a plate covered with tin foil, put some greens around the base, light and enjoy!!!
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Coffee, Tea, ...from me!
CANDIED TEA STIRRERS
Vegetable cooking spray
34 pieces fruit flavored hard candy--crushed--lemon, cinnamon etc.
2 TBS. light corn syrup
heavy weight plastic spoons
Line a cookie sheet with waxed paper. Spray with cooking spray. In a small heavy saucepan combine crushed candies and corn syrup and melt over low eat stirring frequently.
Spoon candy into bowl of each spoon. Place spoons on prepared cookie sheet with handles on rims and spoons level. Allow to harden. Store in air tight container.
Coffee and Tea Mix Recipes
The first batch of recipes are from the message board at Crafts Niche on AOL. These mixing and serving directions only apply until you get to the dotted divider line.
To prepare the following coffee recipes: mix in food processor or blender until you have a fine powder.
For all the coffee recipes except the cafe' au lait, use 1 to 2 spoonfuls to one mug of hot water (to desired taste)
BAVARIAN MINT
2/3 cup instant coffee
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. dried mint leaves
2/3 cup nondairy creamer
(you might have to turn the mint leaves into powder - not sure about this)
CAFE' L'ORANGE
2/3 cup instant coffee
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. dried crushed orange peel
1/4 tsp. cinnamon
CAFE' MOCHA
2/3 cup instant coffee
3 TBS. unsweetened cocoa
1 1/3 cups sugar
1 cup nondairy creamer
1/4 cup nonfat dry milk
CINNAMON-N-SPICE
2/3 cup instant coffee
1 1/3 cup sugar
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. nutmeg
1/2 tsp. allspice
TOFFEE COFFEE
1 cup instant coffee
1 cup nondairy creamer
1 cup brown sugar
CAFE' VIENNA
1 cup instant coffee
1 1/3 cups sugar
1 1/3 cups nonfat dry milk
1 tsp. cinnamon
CAFE' ORANGE CAPPUCCINO
1 cup instant coffee
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 cups nonfat dry milk
1 tsp. dry orange peel
SWISS MOCHA
1 cup instant coffee
1 cup sugar
2 cups nonfat dry milk
4 tsp. cocoa powder
CAFE' VIENNA MIX
1 cup instant coffee
1 cup sugar
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 1/2 cups nondairy creamer
1 1/2 cups nonfat dry milk
4 TBS. cocoa
CAFE' AU LAIT
1 11 oz jar nondairy creamer
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup instant coffee
dash of salt
(use 1/4 cup mix to 2/3 cup hot water for the cafe' au lait)
The next four are from a book I have and I've made them all - they're good:
NIGHT CAP COFFEE
2/3 cup nondairy powdered coffee creamer
1/3 cup instant coffee
1/3 cup sugar
1 tsp. ground cardamom (I've made this - I'd use less)
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
Use one heaping TBS. to 1 cup hot water.
CHOCOLATE MALT COFFEE CREAMER
2 cups instant hot cocoa mix
2/3 cup nondairy powdered coffee creamer
2/3 cup malted mil mix
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
(I've made this one - I like less hot cocoa powder and more malted milk powder) Use to desired taste.
RASPBERRY COCOA MIX (Cherry would be good too)
3 cups instant hot cocoa powder
1 pkg. unsweetened raspberry Kool-aid (0.13 oz size)
Use 2 heaping TBS. to 1 cup hot water.
FORGET-ME-NOT TEA (hot or cold)
1 15 oz jar orange tang-type mix
1 cup sugar
1 cup unsweetened tea mix
1/2 cup sweetened lemonade mix
1 package cherry Kool-aid (0.14 oz, unsweetened)
2 tsp. ground cinnamon
1 tsp. nutmeg
To serve, stir 2 heaping tablespoons tea mix into 8 oz. hot or cold water.
TEAS-from AOL craft niche message boards
RUSSIAN TEA
1 cup instant tea mix (unsweetened and no lemon)
2 cups dry tang powder
1 pkg. lemonade, unsweetened powder
1 cup sugar
1 TBS. nutmeg
1 TBS. allspice
1 TBS. cinnamon
Mix all ingredients together and store in air tight container. To use, place 1-2 rounded teaspoons of dry mix to 1 mug of hot water. (can use a shot of whiskey or spirits for hot toddy.)
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Gag Gift
Snowman Poop
As a gag gift, add miniature marshmallows to small snack-size ziploc bags and attach this note:
"You've been naughty and here's the scoop,
all you get for Christmas is snowman poop!"
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How to make a Paper Bag Scrapbook

The Grocery List
2-3 paper bags, any size
Cardstock
Scissors
Ribbon
Stapler
Ruler
Hole punch
Directions
When choosing the number of paper bags needed, you will need to know how many pages will be necessary to finish your project. With 2 paper bags, the scrapbook will have 8 pages and 4 pockets to decorate. If you choose 3 bags, you will have 12 pages and 6pockets to decorate. For the purpose of this instruction, I have chosen to use 2 paper bags.
First you will need to cut off the bottom of your paper bags. The easiest way is to leave your paper bag folded flat. Lift the bottom flap and then cut straight across the bag. You will do this to all of your paper bags making sure they are even.
Next you will individually fold each bag in half. Then set them on top of one another.
Use your hole punch to cut 3 holes down the left side of the book. (See the tips below for the easiest way to do this.)
Cut the ribbon into 3 strips about 5 inches long. Feed the ribbon through the holes and tie.
Now the real fun begins. Decorate your pages! 
Paper Bag Album Tips
The Paper Bag Scrapbook is not acid free or lignin free. Keep in mind that the photographs stored in your paper bag scrapbook will fade. So you must take extra precautions to protect your photographs. Use copies of your photos, do not use your originals. Also do not use precious items, like ticket stubs, unless you have copied them as well.
If you want less side pockets, then don't cut off the ends of the bags. Some instructions call for alternating the bags before binding them together. This will result in having a side pocket every other page.
Add a poem to a side pocket if you are running short of photographs.
Instead of using a hole punch, use your eyelet setter.
For binding the album together use: eyelets, fancier fibers, brads, metal rings, staples or even use your sewing machine to stitch down the middle.
Use colored bags found in the craft aisle or in the gift bag section. Or use white paper bags found in the grocery store.
Use large grocery bags for a larger album.
Measure the side holes evenly with a ruler, then punch the holes. Then match up the second bag behind the first bag and mark where the holes should be punched.
Precut your cardstock or decorative paper to the same size to use as your background paper. Then go to town!
Use tags as a decorative part of the paper bag scrapbook. Use for journaling then thread ribbon or fibers through the top of the tag so that the fibers come out of the top of the album.
Choose your theme: summer vacation, birthday party, favorite pet, baby album or a cute brag book.
Staple ribbons to the side of your pages that will fit into the pocket. It makes for a cute touch.
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Measuring Cup Wind Chimes

How to Make Wind Chimes
Supplies:
Set of 4 metal measuring cups
Wire Whisk
Acrylic paint
A sealer
Fishing line
Measuring Cup Wind Chimes
Instructions:
Start by choosing the different colors of flowers that you want to decorate your measuring cups. I picked yellow, blue, white and purple; one color of flower for each cup.
You don't have to prime the cups before painting. Paint green lines around the sides of each cup, as illustrated below. Then paint on a little leaf. Make 5 little dots in circle and an orange dot in the center for a flower.
For the inside and bottom of the cups, paint a bigger flower in the same color. as illustrated above. Don't be afraid to paint; it's really simple to do (just like when we were kids).
Also paint the neck of whisk. I chose green.
Let all dry. And spray or brush on a sealer. Let dry.
Tie the fishing line to each hole on the cups. Mine had holes on the handle, but if yours doesn't, just drill a hole or take a hammer and nail and make a hole.
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How to Make a Sponge Painted Trinket Box

What You Will Need:
Small wooden box (this one had a bow form on the lid, but a plain box is fine)
Blue and gold acrylic paints
Sand paper
Felt (any color, to use as a lining - I used red)
Small piece of sea sponge, rag, or dry brushsmall amount of masking tape
Sponge Painted Trinket Box:
Project Instructions:
Sand any imperfections on the box.
Paint the box blue inside and out, then let dry thoroughly.
To sponge on the gold highlighting, you can use a variety of materials. A small piece of damp sea sponge works well, but you can also a small piece of damp rag or even a dry paint brush. Whichever you choose, apply the gold all over the box, but apply it sparingly - you want an antiqued effect, rather than a heavy gold overlay.
Use a "pouncing" technique, dabbing the sponge, rag or brush lightly straight down on the box surface, lifting it off quickly and repeating in another area. If you don't like the effect in a certain spot, use a clean damp rag to wipe it off and try again. Let the paint dry.
Glue the felt to inside of the box. You can do just the bottom or do the sides too.
Make a pretty pair of decoupaged earrings to put inside, then give this sponge painted trinket box as an expensive gift (only we know differently ~Smile~).
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How to Make Decoupaged Jewelery
Decoupage Jewelery Supplies:
The basic supplies required for decoupage jewelry include sheets of chip board, scissors, decoupage sealer (that also doubles as your adhesive), and pretty paper. Various jewelry findings will also be needed to finish off your pieces and make them into true jewels; these include items such as jump rings, chains, hooks, pin backs, etc.
How to Make Decoupaged Jewelery
Instructions:
A pin is probably the easiest item to create. For instance, find an image you like on thin paper - glossy wrapping paper works well. Let's say it's a Victorian cherub or rosebud bouquet. Cut your chip board to the size of your pendant-size image. Glue your image with the sealer to the chip board. Paint the back of your chipboard red or some corresponding color so the piece will look finished from front to back. When the paint is dry, give the back a coat or two of sealer allowing each layer to dry before applying the neck.
The front of the piece may require more than simply your cut-out bouquet. A nice touch would be to frame it with a very thin border of gold foil, but you can make a frame from any paper. Now, give the whole front of the piece about three coats of sealer. Since this is going to be worn against the skin, be sure to use a non-toxic decoupage sealer (most available from the craft store will be non-toxic). Lacquer is also used to coat a decoupage project, but since it is not a non-toxic product, avoid it for jewelry projects.
When the front is dry, you can glue on your pin pack then place and wear it. For charms, earrings and pendants, you simply vary the size of your item and poke a hole in each piece for a jump ring to fit. When complete, the jump ring can be attached to a chain or bracelet sporting your new charms or pendant.
Some great images for decoupage include traditional cameo pictures, silhouettes, leaves, flowers and butterflies. In the case of the charm bracelet, vary the shapes by using ovals, squares, circles and rectangles. The charms can even be fashioned into earrings by adding fish hook earring wires. Decoupage jewelry also makes some great holiday jewels depicting vintage Halloween or Christmas images.
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3 things to do with Buttons
Mark a page
Bookworms of all stripes will love these bright place markers. They make sweet stocking stuffers -- and they're fun and easy for kids to create. Simply cut lengths of ribbon (ours are 12 to 14 inches long, to fit a standard-size hardcover book), then attach buttons to the ends using tacky glue or a glue gun. Shown here are just a few of the decorating options: sandwiching the ribbon's ends between two buttons; stacking smaller atop larger buttons; and grouping several small buttons in a pattern. 
Tiddle a wink
Our Button Skee-Ball game is an update of tiddlywinks. To make the target, use 2-inch-wide poster board rings 28, 21, 17, and 8 inches long, secured at the seams with double-sided tape. Attach printed point values (or simply write them on)and assemble the rings as shown, securing them with more double-sided tape. Cut out a felt launchpad. Players take turns using a large button to flip 10 small buttons toward the target. The player with the highest total score wins

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Button Baubles
CRAFT MATERIALS:
Buttons
Glue (we used Crafter's Pick The Ultimate glue, which is nontoxic and creates a durable bond; it's available at craft stores)
Thread
Elastic hair band
Adjustable ring base
Barrette base
Earring hoops (available at craft stores)
Time needed: Under 1 Hour
1. To make a ponytail holder: Use several loops of thread to secure your largest button to an elastic hair band. Glue other buttons on top. 
2. To make a ring: Glue together a stack of buttons of diminishing sizes. Let the glue dry, then glue the stack to an adjustable ring base (available at some craft stores 
3. To make a barrette: Glue together buttons of diminishing sizes to create four stacks. Let the stacks dry, then glue them to a hair barrette base. 
4. To make earrings: Thread an assortment of buttons onto a set of hoops. 
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Friday, December 5, 2008
Great Advice on Life
In three words I can sum up everything that I learned about life, "It goes on."
When the going gets tough, make yourself realize that no matter what your problem is, someone is and always will be fighting a harder battle.
Tears don't help problems and whining won't make things better.
Have faith but understand that faith makes things possible, not easier.
Have hope but understand without doing anything nothing gets done.
Be there when people need you, because in order to have friends you must first be one.
Make the impossible, possible.
Never give up!
You only fail when you fail to try.
Keep an open mind; you never know what you may learn.
Never compromise your standards for anyone, do it for you.
Remember that laughter makes the world go round.
Beware of the person who has nothing to lose, see through the problem to find the solution.
Don't make promises that you can't keep.
Keep in mind, those who gossip to you will gossip about you.
Say only what you mean, and don't believe everything that you hear.
Everyday is a gift, even if it sucks.
Count your blessings, not your troubles.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone that you love them, because you never know what tomorrow has in store for you.
Give people a second chance, because no one is perfect.
Love all that you can, give all that you have, smile away your days, and dream away your nights.
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Monday, December 1, 2008
My meditation message today was:
For today's meditation, we visit with our wise friend Confucius, who so correctly observed...
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue
to remember it.
This week, focus on letting go of all those instances when you were wronged in life by somebody or something.
Here's a simple way to let go...
Take three or four long, slow, deep breaths, focus on the pauses between breaths, and feel your consciousness shift into that calm well of silence that is the real you.
When you're calm and centered, think about the most recent instance of when you believe someone did you wrong.
Feel the anger, resentment, or other negative emotion associated with that perceived wrong.
Now, breathe deeply and, as you exhale, let go completely of all that emotional weight that has been holding you down.
Ah, relief.
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Saturday, November 29, 2008
Winter Funny
We purchased an old home in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching, and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.
One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."
-- Linda Dobson
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Friday, November 28, 2008
12 twists on hot chocolate

Just follow the package instructions for making the hot chocolate, and then try one of these 12 twists - topped off with marshmallows or whipped cream, of course.
Caramel: A tablespoon of caramel sauce can do wonders for hot chocolate. Spoon in your favorite brand and give it a good stir right before you take your first sip.
Ice cream: It may sound weird to put something cold in your hot cocoa, but a scoop of ice cream makes it really creamy and thick. Make sure your hot chocolate is as hot as you can get it without allowing it to boil, and pop in a scoop of your favorite ice cream.
Cinnamon, Nutmeg or Vanilla extract: A 1/4 teaspoon of any of these always adds zip.
Orange Zest: Carve three 2-inch long strips of orange rind (the skin) and let them steep in your drink for a while before tasting. That citrus flavor is a delight.
Espresso or Coffee: You can either add a tablespoon of fresh brewed coffee or espresso, or you can use the instant stuff.
Peppermint Stick: Drop a peppermint stick or even one of those peppermint candies you picked up at your last restaurant visit. It adds great flavor, and a great smell. This version is nice if you've got a cold.
Dark or White Chocolate Shavings: Dig that Hershey bar out of your bag and grab a grater. Sprinkling a few shreds of the real deal into your drink - or on the whipped cream on top of it - can only make things more heavenly.
Peanut Butter: If you're crazy for peanut butter , take a tablespoon or two and mix it into your cocoa. Just be sure to mix really well until it melts.
Habanero Pepper or a Shot of Hot Sauce: Got a hankering for something hot and spicy? A dash of your favorite hot sauce kicks a hot chocolate into high gear. You can even drop in 2 fresh slices of a fresh Habanero pepper into your cocoa and stir the flavor in.
Hot Cherries: Nearly everyone has that jar of maraschino cherries sitting in the fridge, so drop two or three teaspoons of the juice into your drink, along with a cherry. Tastes like drinking a chocolate cordial.
Coconut Milk: Put a tropical spin on your hot chocolate by substituting some of the milk required with a 1/4 cup of coconut milk.
Maple Syrup: It's not just for waffles and pancakes! A squirt of the unique taste of maple syrup livens up ordinary old hot chocolate.
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This gives me an idea.
I think i can achieve this same effect with tissue boxes. But only to burn briefly. That's the only problem. If you use those flat little tea candles it would work better. Just a thought for now. 
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Thursday, November 27, 2008
Oreo Mint Cocoa
Prep Time: 5 min
Total Time: 10 min
Makes: 4 servings
10 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, coarsely chopped
3 cups milk
1/2 cup chocolate syrup
1/2 tsp. peppermint extract
PLACE all ingredients in blender container; cover. Blend on high speed until well blended. Pour into 2-qt. saucepan.
COOK on medium-high heat until heated through, stirring frequently.
LADLE evenly into 4 mugs.
KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS
Special Extra
To prevent hot cocoa from cooling too quickly, fill mugs with hot water and let stand until ready to use. Pour out hot water just before filling the mugs with hot cocoa.
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Pretty Pasta Tree

What You'll Need
Waxed paper
Assorted pasta in interesting shapes
Thick white crafts glue
Wood skewer
Plastic cone approximately 12 inches tall
Sponge or standard brush for glue
Newspaper
Black spray paint
Acrylic gloss paint in desired colors
Paint brush
Make It
1. Create the treetop start first. Lay shell pasta on waxed paper and arrange in a star shape gluing generously between shells. Glue skewer between two shells for inserting into the cone.
2. Make the tendrils from partially boiled long strands of pasta. Boil, then lay flat to dry. Glue to the back of the star between shells. Insert skewer into the top of the cone.
3. Coat the cone with a heavy layer of glue using a brush or sponge.
4. Apply the pasta in grows using a variety of textures and shapes.
5. In a well-ventilated work area, spray paint the entire tree black. Let the paint dry.
6. Paint rows of pasta different colors allowing the black crevices to show.
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Hot Buttered Cranberry Punch
1 (16 ounce) can jellied cranberry sauce
1/3 cup (packed) light brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon allspice
1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
1/8 teaspoon nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon salt
2 cups water
2 cups unsweetened pineapple juice
Butter
Crush cranberry sauce in saucepan with fork; mix in sugar, cinnamon, allspice, cloves, nutmeg and salt. Add water gradually, beating until smooth with rotary beater. Stir in pineapple juice. Heat to boiling point, then simmer for 5 minutes. Pour into punch cups; float a pat of butter in each cup.
Yields 6 cups.
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The new computer has arrived.
My new Vostro is here! The techs are installing it now. It's a Vostro 220 mini-tower. Flat screen, new keyboard (with the R and the M STILL ON IT! I wore those off of my other one...) I am lovin that flat screen. I am so behind the times! I so glad it got here before I left for Thanksgiving holiday.
I treated myself and my daughter to a big breakfast this morning from a local cafe. It was so good! We had an egg , sunny-side up, she had country ham and I had a chicken strip, biscuit, gravy, jelly, coffee. I don't normally eat biscuits, gravy or jelly. The chicken strip was a unusual for me, since it was fried. I am still full almost 2 hours later! It's Thanksgiving, so I splurged.
I am still sipping on that huge coffee. Waiting for the techs to complete installation of the Vostro. I am on someone elses computer and my daughter is on yet another one probably on youtube watching that Kenny Rogers Jackass clip again. Oh , brother. I am so tired of hearing that! I love to hear her laugh, tho! The mouse on the computer I am using doesn't have a rolly thing in the center. That is just the most aggravating thing ever!
I am sooo bored right now. I need to be WORKING! Darn it, hate that I can't...
I just used some of my coworkers lotion. Smells great! Cherry Blossom. gotta run!
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
More Winter Drinks
Cups of Comfort
3 quarts cranberry juice
2 quarts apple juice
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
8 cinnamon sticks
3 teaspoons whole cloves
Pour cold or room temperature juices into a large percolator type coffee pot. Line the basket with a filter and add the remaining ingredients. Cover and brew as you would a pot of coffee.
Serve in mugs garnished with a slice of orange or lemon and the used cinnamon sticks.
Aztec Hot Chocolate
This spiced cocoa mix is a great way to keep warm, all winter long. Packaged in a cool jar and it makes a unique and tasty gift.
For this recipe, you will need:
3 cups powdered milk
3/4 cup cocoa
3/4 cup sugar
1 Tbs cinnamon
1 teaspoons ginger powder
1 teaspoons cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
Sift the ingredients into a large glass bowl. Pack the mix into an airtight jar or decorative tin.
Make a label with instructions to prepare the mixture.
Hot Chocolate
Serves 1
4 tablespoons Hot Chocolate Mix
8 ounces boiling water
Add marshmallows or whipped cream.
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Easy Stocking Stuffers for your Best Friend
Our pets are our companions, protectors, and familiars. And if we allow them to be they're also our teachers. Here are some treats that we can conjure to express our gratitude for all they give. Unfortunately, there simply isn't room to list a treat for all of the wonderful types of pets out there. So, I have listed one for each of the most commonly owned ones (cats and dogs). (So easy, a Caveman could do it...)
Cheshire Cat's Cheesy Grin
You need:
1 cup white flour
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
6 tablespoons of grated parmesan
1/2 cup plain yogurt
1/2 cup cornmeal
What to do:
Preheat oven to 350F
In a large bowl combine cheese and yogurt
Add flour and cornmeal
Take dough and knead until smooth
Form into a ball
Roll out to ¼ inch thick
Using your choice of cookie cutter cut out treats
Put on a greased cookie sheet and cook for 25 minutes
Allow to cool
Fido's Delight
What you need:
1 ½ teaspoons of dry yeast
3 tablespoons of dried parsley
1 tablespoon minced garlic
2 cups warm chicken broth
2 tablespoons honey
1 egg
6 cups whole wheat flour
What to do:
Preheat oven to 325° F
In large bowl dissolve the yeast in the warm chicken broth
Stir in the parsley, garlic, honey, and egg
Add the flour
Once you've stirred it into a stiff dough take it out of the bowl and knead it until it's smooth.
Now roll out the dough until it's ¼ inch thick
Using a biscuit cutter of your choice cut out shapes and put onto a cookie sheet.
Bake for 30 minutes
Flip the cookies over and bake for an additional 15 minutes
Let the cookies cool overnight.
If Fido is picky and prefers his/her cookies crispier we suggest letting them cool in the oven over night.
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Monday, November 24, 2008
Aqua Poppy Designs
Aqua Poppy Designs has free blogger backgrounds.
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My horoscope for today.
Libra Sometimes you can appear more easygoing than you actually feel. Today, however, you are likely to just push others away if you need time by yourself. It's not that you are unsocial; it's just that you aren't interested in putting up a fake front for the sake of making someone else feel good. Don't try to justify your actions; just be true to yourself while remaining kind to everyone else.
Also got this little nugget in my email: Change your attitude and your whole life will change.
How true! I am living proof.
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Sunday, November 23, 2008
Got the itch
I am getting the itch to start making ornaments and cookies and decorating my house. What is UP with me? I haven't done this in YEARS. I've been anti-holiday for a LONNNNG time. All the Santa stuff is over so you'd think the magic would be gone. Guess not.
I found lots of homemade ornament crafts online this weekend while I was pulling out all the winter clothes and washing them up. I am even craving apple cider!
Today me and Marli are going to the Flea Market to see the new stuff (or old actually, which I would rather have anyway) they have in for the holiday.
Here's one thing I found that was really cute and easy (from betterbudgeting.com):
"Floral Rosette Ball Ornament"
Submitted by Kristi Gorecki of FL
This idea from my desire to commemorate my September wedding on a Christmas ornament and creatively use leftover items from my wedding decorations. I used the little miniature burgundy rosettes that I purchased at a craft store in bundles of a dozen or so. These rosettes were scattered on tables at our reception, and afterward, I didn't want to just throw them away! So, I kept as many as I needed to make this ornament, and now we have a sentimental, personalized Christmas ornament that we can cherish for years to come! Plus, it was really easy to make!
You will need:1 round foam ball
Miniature floral roses on wire stems from a craft store
16" length of ribbon
Directions:
Tie ribbon around foam ball, making a knot at the top with the ball in the center of the ribbon. Tie loose ends of ribbon together to create a bow at the top of the ornament.
Using miniature floral roses, cut the wire stems to approximately 1/2 to 1/4 inch. Press flowers into the foam ball, keeping each flower very close to the next, completely covering the foam. (If you are worried about the flowers falling out of the foam, work in small areas and paint the foam ball with regular white glue before pressing flowers into foam.)
When foam ball is completely covered, you are finished!
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Saturday, November 22, 2008
Leftover Holiday Card Crafts
Make a luminary:
Make gift tags:
Before you decide to toss all those Christmas cards sent to you, save them and use them as gift tags for next year. It doesn’t require a crafty-hand, just a pair of scissors and a hole punch.
Cut around specific shapes, or take a decorative backdrop and cut shapes in it. Punch a hole in the top for tying them on and cover any writing on the back by gluing a piece of paper over it. You can even embellish them with glitter, sequins or ribbon.
It doesn’t take any time at all, and you’ve turned those beautiful cards into beautiful gift tags for next holiday season. 
Make ornaments: (no photo)
Trace a Circle on the most interesting part of the card (on the back of the image of course) then trace a square INSIDE the circle.
Cut the circle out and bend the circle to meet the square
Create many of these
Glue each of the four sides of the circle (the ones that were bent) to another circle. continue ( i think you need 6)
Punch a hole in the top and add ribbon or string
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Uses for Plastic Coffee Containers
These are not My uses, I just found a bunch of these and I am posting the ones I thought were best ideas:
I wash, dry and save egg shells all winter so that I can spread them around my hostas in the spring. Keeps the slugs off your plants and the canisters are a great place to keep them. After using an egg, rinse out the shell, let dry on paper towels and then crumble in the can.
I like to buy a lot of stuff in the bulk food section of the grocery stores, such as rice, pasta, oats, couscous, cream of wheat, cornmeal, icing sugar, dried lentils, chocolate chips, etc. So instead of all the stuff sitting in a plastic bag I put it in an old coffee container and label it with the name of what is inside. 01/04/2008) By Lisa (THEY WOULD STACK PRETTY EASILY IF YOU CHOSE TO DO THIS)
I strained all of our old paint into the coffee cans (with a piece of panty hose stretched across the top of the coffee can). Then took stretch wrap, sealed the top with that then duck taped the lid on over the wrap. Eight months later, the paint was just like new! Put a dab of the color on the lid and on the can, so you will know exactly which color it is, I also use masking tape on top of each can with the Brand, date and color, so you can have it matched if you need to. No more rusty paint cans! (06/22/2006)
I made a scissors/string kit with one of my coffee containers. I just cut one small hole in top for the string to come through and another larger hole for the scissors to rest in, small enough that the handles of the scissors still are accessible. It has been so convenient. I am about to dedicate a few of them for storage of cat food so that I won't have the messy cat food bag in my way. (01/07/2007) By Nancy
I use them for holding cookies, granola bars, pretzels and other snacks.(I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING THIS TO KEEP UNDER MY DESK AT WORK)
as a perfect sized container for homemade baby and cleaning wipes
I use my plastic coffee cans to catch rain water and gather fresh snow in. It melts and I have rain water or melted snow for my plants, my soaps and lotions I make etc.
I make my own hot chocolate mix and I use a plastic coffee container for the hot chocolate. I also use them to water my indoor plants.
I use my extra cans in my driveway salt barrels. They seem to withstand the extreme cold temperatures without becoming brittle and breaking and, the molded handles help when using gloves.
*Found on thriftyfun.com
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Friday, November 21, 2008
My horoscope for today. Very interesting.
Libra The Moon's return to your sign probably won't help you make up your mind. In fact, today could be one of those days when you cannot decide almost anything without stressing about it. Paradoxically, whatever choices you make now won't likely matter much in a few days, so it's best to continue with what you've already chosen instead of abruptly changing your direction.
Hmmmm... I DO have a very important choice coming soon. This answers some questions.
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Friday, November 14, 2008
Roots
I couldn't help it. I got one in my head and rolled with it. What did I get in my head? A Kentucky Headhunter song. Yep. Went all the way back to my roots and got started and could NOT stop putting songs on the playlist that is now on the right side of this page. Sandi, guess which one's for you? I tried to get it closer to the top, but when I put the code on it knocked it nearly to the bottom.
That one Moe Bandy song is for Daddy. I can remember him singing that when I was a kid. I remember Pennie liked Mister Sandman so I found that one.
Hope you enjoy listening to the list, Sandi.
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Hot Tea Recipes
Hot Cinnamon Green Apple Tea
3 C. water
2 cinnamon sticks
2 T. sugar
5 green tea bags
1 C. unsweetened apple juice
In small saucepan, bring water, cinnamon sticks and sugar to a boil, remove from heat. Add tea bags and brew 1 1/2 minutes; dunking occasionally. Remove tea bags and cinnamon sticks. Add apple juice and serve, if desired, with apple slices.
Serves 4.
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Spiced Chamomile Apple Punch
Serves 10
This punch features the delicate apple flavors of chamomile tea and
apple juice flavored with a hint of cinnamon and citrus.
6 chamomile tea bags
3 cinnamon sticks
6 cups hot water
4 cups apple juice
1 orange, sliced thin
1 lemon, sliced thin
Lemon or orange sorbet
In a large container, steep chamomile tea bags and cinnamon sticks in hot water for 10 minutes. Remove tea bags. Add apple juice, orange slices, and lemon slices. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours so all the flavors can combine. Serve in pretty glasses with a small scoop of sorbet as a garnish.
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Maybe....
"If you have no reason to wake up in the morning, or no place to feel useful, you'll never truly be happy."
This was part of my horoscope this morning. I guess it's right, although I never really thought about it. However, There have been times I wish I didn't have to work, or didn't have to go anywhere...... ever again......
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Sunday, November 2, 2008
Baked Texas Jalapeno Peppers
25 medium jalapeno peppers
1 package (8 oz. size) cream cheese, softened
3 cups shredded cheddar cheese
1 1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
4 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled
Directions:
Cut jalapeno peppers in half lengthwise: remove seeds. Place peppers in boiling water for 5 minutes: drain well.
Combine cream cheese, cheddar cheese and Worcestershire sauce, stir well. Place one heaping teaspoon of cheese mixture on each pepper half.
Sprinkle with bacon and place on a baking sheet. Bake at 400F for 5 minutes or until cheese is melted.
This recipe from CDKitchen for Baked Texas Jalapeno Peppers serves/makes 50
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Cheese Ball Appetizers
SPICY HOLIDAY CHEESE BALL(S)
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
1 (4-ounce) package blue cheese
2 tablespoons TABASCO® brand Green Jalapeño Pepper Sauce
1 large clove garlic, minced
1 pound sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts or pecans
1/2 cup finely chopped parsley
Combine cream cheese, blue cheese, TABASCO® Green Jalapeño Pepper Sauce and garlic in a food processor and process until well blended. Add cheddar cheese and process until cheese is blended. Shape mixture into two balls and wrap in waxed paper. Chill until firm.
Combine walnuts and parsley and coat cheese balls with mixture. Wrap in plastic wrap and chill. Serve with crackers or apple slices.
WHAT I WILL DO:
Roll into small balls and roll in walnut/parsley mixture. Cover and refrigerate until ready to serve. Put a pretzel stick in the center each ball just before serving (instead of toothpicks). Easier to eat and no crackers needed.
RECIPE FOR JALAPENO CHEESE BALLS
1/2 pound mild cheddar cheese, grated
1 ( 8 oz.) cream cheese at room temp
1/2 cup sliced olives (optional)
2 large pickled jalapenos, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic finely minced
3 tablespoons juice from jalapeno jar
1 cup chopped pecans
METHOD
In medium size bowl, combine both cheeses, olives, jalpenos, garlic and jalapeno juice. Mix into a ball.
Roll ball mixture in chopped pecans.Serve with crackers or crusty French bread.
Serves: 6 - 8 as side dish
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Friday, October 31, 2008
Spiced Orange Coffee
Prep Time: 10 min
Total Time: 10 min
Makes: 8 servings
1/2 cup ground MAXWELL HOUSE Coffee, any variety
1 Tbsp. grated orange peel
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
1/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1-1/2 qt. (6 cups) cold water
1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping
PLACE coffee, orange peel and cinnamon in filter in brew basket of coffee maker. Place brown sugar in empty pot of coffee maker.
ADD water to coffee maker; brew. When brewing is complete, stir until well blended.
POUR into 8 large mugs. Top each with 2 Tbsp. of the whipped topping.
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
Weird News
X-Rays Detected From Scotch Tape
filed under: Science News, Weird News
It's the kind of discovery that could really stick. Physicists say if you peel Scotch tape off its roll in a vacuum chamber, it emits X-rays. With some tinkering, the process might be used to make inexpensive X-ray machines for paramedics or for places where electricity is expensive or hard to get.
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This was too cute.
From Yahoo News:
Hero dog risks life to save kittens from fire
SYDNEY (Reuters) – A dog was hailed as a hero on Sunday after it risked its life to save a litter of newborn kittens from a house fire, rescuers said.
In a case which gives the lie to the saying about 'fighting like cats and dogs', the terrier cross named Leo had to be revived with oxygen and heart massage after his ordeal. Fire broke out overnight at the house in Australia's southern city of Melbourne, where he was guarding the kittens.
Fire fighters who revived Leo said he refused to leave the building and was found by them alongside the litter of kittens, despite thick smoke.
"Leo wouldn't leave the kittens and it nearly cost him his life," fire service Commander Ken Brown told reporters.
The four kittens also survived the fire and Sunday Leo, who fire fighters nicknamed 'Smoky', was again back at the house.
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
Dalton
Uncle John & Aunt Stacey's little Dalton
~Stolen from Sandi's blog (Little Nothings)
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Frozen Jack-o-Lanterns
12 Navel oranges
1/2 gallon Dark chocolate ice cream
12 Cinnamon sticks
Cut off tops of oranges. Gently hollow out pulp (reserve for another use), leaving a thick shell; hollow out pulp off tops also. Cut jack-O-Lantern faces into each orange. Pack chocolate ice cream into shells, avoid letting ice cream come out of holes. Cut a hole into topof orange top. Set tops back on, over ice cream, and inset cinnamonstick stem through the hole. Place in freezer for at least 3 hours, or until serving time.
Serves 12
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Candy Corn Bark
Guaranteed to send you into a coma:
HOWLIN' CANDY CORN COOKIE BARK
Source: Philadelphia Cream Cheese website
16 Halloween Oreos, chopped
1 1/2 cups mini pretzels broken in pieces
1/3 cup raisins
1 (12 ounce) package white chocolate chips
Candy corn
Milk chocolate to drizzle
Melt chips and pour over mixture of cookies, pretzels, raisins and candy corn in a 13 x 9-inch pan lined with foil that has been sprayed. Drizzle with chocolate.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
If it tastes good....SPIT IT OUT!!
I was in Wally-world this morning shopping for lunch for the rest of the week adn I saw something that looked REALLY REALLY good!! Of course, it was expensive so I talked myself out of it. Chocolate covered blueberries and chocolate covered pomegranite. I settled for rice cakes.
Yule is coming so I can pig out then. I have to hold out!!!
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Autumn Drinks
Spicy Orange Cider
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon orange flavored breakfast drink
dash ground cinnamon
dash ground nutmeg
2/3 cup hot apple cider or juice
1 lemon slice
In a heat proof mug stir together drink powder and spices. Add the hot cider and stir well. Float the lemon slice on top. This makes one serving, so fix per cup!
Autumn Punch
Ingredients:
3 quarts cider
3 cups pineapple juice
1 can frozen orange juice (6 ounces)
A 6 inch cinnamon stick, broken into pieces
1 tsp. whole cloves
1 2 liter of ginger ale
Combine all ingredients except the ginger ale. Heat to boiling. Simmer 15-20 minutes and remove from heat. Cool. Add ginger ale. Float the orange slices on top of the punch.
Hot Cranberry Citrus Punch
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
12 whole cloves
2 sticks of cinnamon (2 inches long)
3 quarts orange juice (can use 2 cans frozen)
1 quart cranberry cocktail
3 oranges
extra cloves
Stud the oranges with several cloves and place in a baking dish. Bake at 325 degrees for 3 hours. Meanwhile, mix the sugar, water, 12 cloves and cinnamon in a pan and heat. Remove the spices. When the oranges are almost done, add the juices and heat through. Pour into a punch bowl and add the oranges with any juices from the pan. You can heat in a crockpot as well.
Apple Cider Tea
Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups brewed black tea
1 1/2 cups apple cider
2 tablespoons honey
2 orange slices
1 small cinnamon stick
1/8 tsp. ground nutmeg
Simmer all but the tea for ten minutes. Add the tea and serve with the orange slices. Makes 3 cups. Easily doubles.
Hot Spiced Wine
Ingredients:
2 tsp. allspice, whole
3/4 cup grated lemon peel
3" long cinnamon stick
1 bottle burgundy wine (3 cups)
3/4 cup raisins
1/2 cup sugar
Tie the spices in a square of cheesecloth with kitchen string or tear a little piece of the cheesecloth to use as a tie. Mix all ingredients together and simmer until heated through. Remove raisins and spices before serving.
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Dave Barry on Halloween
I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat. This is also how we celebrated Columbus Day, Washington's Birthday, Lincoln's
Birthday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, New Year's, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Armistice Day, Flag Day, Arbor Day, Thursday, etc. We brought these decorations home to our parents, who by federal law were required to attach them to the refrigerator with magnets.
That was a wonderful, carefree time in which to be a youngster or construction- paper salesperson. But it all ended suddenly one day -- I'll never forget it -- when the Soviet Union launched the first satellite, called ``Sputnik'' (which is Russian for ``Little Sput''). Immediately all the grown-ups in America became hysterical about losing the Space Race, which led to a paranoid insecurity about our
educational system, expressed in anguished newspaper headlines asking, ``WHY AREN'T OUR KIDS LEARNING IN SCHOOL?'' I wanted to answer, ``BECAUSE ALL WE EVER DO IS MAKE DECORATIONS OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER,'' but I couldn't, because my mouth was full of paste.
But getting back to Halloween: It's still one of the most fun holidays of the year, as well as one of the most traditional, tracing its origins back more than 2,000 years to the Druids, an ancient religious cult that constructed Stonehenge as well as most of the public toilets in England. The Druids believed that one night each
year, at the end of October, the souls of the dead returned to the world of the living and roamed from house to house costumed as Power Rangers.
And thus it is that to this day, youngsters come to our door on Halloween night shouting: ``Trick or treat!'' According to tradition, if we don't give the youngsters a ``treat,'' their parents will ``sue'' us. That's why most of us traditionally prepare for Halloween by going to the supermarket and purchasing approximately eight metric tons of miniature candy bars, which we dump into a big bowl by the door, ready to hand out to the hordes of trick-or-treaters.
The irony, of course, is that there ARE no hordes of trick-or-treaters, not any more. We in the news media make darned sure of that. Every year we publish dozens of helpful consumer-advice articles, cheerfully reminding parents of the dangers posed by traffic, perverts, poisoned candy, and many other Halloween hazards that parents would never think of if we didn't remind them (``Have fun, but remember that this year more than 17,000 Americans will die bobbing for apples'').
The result is that many children aren't allowed to go trick-or-treating, and the ones who ARE allowed out come to your house no later than 4:30 p.m., wearing reflective tape on their Power Rangers costumes and trailed at close range by their parents, who watch you suspiciously and regard whatever candy you hand out as though it were unsolicited mail from the Unabomber.
So for most of Halloween, your doorbell is quiet. This means that you pass the long night alone, hour after hour, just you and the miniature candy bars. After a while they start calling seductively to you from their bowl in their squeaky little voices.
``Hey, Big Boy!'' they call. ``We're going to waste over here!''
As the evening wears on they become increasingly brazen. Eventually they crawl across the floor, climb up your body, unwrap themselves and force themselves bodily into your mouth. There's no use hiding in the bathroom, because they'll just crawl under the door and tie you up with dental floss and threaten to squeeze toothpaste in your eye unless you eat them. At least that's what they do to me. By the end
of the night my blood has the same sugar content as Yoo-Hoo.
But eating huge amounts of candy allegedly purchased for youngsters is only part of the Halloween tradition. The other part is buying a pumpkin and carving it to make a ``jack-o'-lantern, '' which sits on your front porch, a festive symbol of the age-old truth -- first discovered by the Druids -- that there is no practical use for
pumpkins.
Here's how to make a traditional jack-o'-lantern:
1. Cut a lid on top of the pumpkin.
2. Pull off the lid and peer down into the slimy, festering pumpkin
bowels.
3. Put the lid back on and secure it with 200 feet of duct tape.
(This is also the traditional procedure for stuffing a turkey.)
But however you celebrate Halloween, make sure you remember this important safety tip: (IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP GOES HERE). Otherwise, you will not survive the night. I'd give you more details, but right now I need to do something about these tiny Milky Ways crawling up my legs.
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