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Southern news personalities should take language/speech classes before being hired.

today when I stepped off the curb to cross the street and a car was heading for the curbside parking space I was standing in, and i did a quick "oh sh#$!" dance and tried to walk faster, then my right boot heel caught in my left pants cuff and I looked like a waving lunatic dragging my left leg trying not to get hit by a lady in a sedan.

The plural word for beef is "beeves" (wikipedia.com)

If there was a wrestler named "The Radiatorrrrrr"

You can howl at my dog and he will howl back.